The State Of The Union Address 2011

31 12 2011

An astrologer would argue that there is nothing significant about the turning of one year into the next. It is simply, they suggest, the date moving forward as it does every other day at the stroke of midnight. This somehow does not stop them writing massive ‘Your Year Ahead’ supplements for whatever national paper sends them a pay packet however. For most people the run up to New Year provides a time for relection about the past and thoughts towards the future. I’m in a similar frame of mind about Brake For Frogger.

The second season saw the podcast far overtake the written side of the site but with good reason. We don’t have the regular roster of writers who contribute to the site with daily news and articles. If we did have then we might be attracting more in the way of advertisers and therefore income but I don’t think we’ve ever been about that. The best written pieces of 2011 were probably the ones not written by the ‘core’ team. Paulo continues to impress with his game reviewing ability for example.

The podcast is now the focus and Season 2 saw some expansion but it wasn’t exactly smooth. The summer was difficult as Tom left the band on a temporary basis in order to attend to other matters so we floated along rudderless for a short while.  The four man format therefore took a few episodes to settle in, really only hitting the stride proper post summer. In among all this we had moments when Brake For Frogger became something like what I always wanted it to be, an audio magazine voiced by people who love videogames. It’s something Season 3 is gunning for in a big way.

There will be some changes. Lexie’s nervous screaming, delightful though it is, is getting a little bit thin. we’ll still be hearing from her but it probably won’t be in the capacity of her being petrified all the time. There are also some plans to shed more light on less mainstream gaming and Alan will always have us covered for retro games. I’ll also be playing Ocarina of Time and giving my thoughts each month as I get further into it. Having never played it until now  this segment shall probably be labelled ‘Ocarina About Bloody Time’. We’ll probably come up with some other stuff before the record date (currently penciled in for January 26th).

If you’ve listened to us during 2011, spread the word, met us, played against us or been out drinking with us then we thank you. Here’s to a grand 2012.

Long live the Frog!





Somewhere In The Valleys

7 08 2011

Episode 2.7 was recorded over two weeks ago now and has yet to hit any of the usual outlet. Various complications mean that the files are down in Wales on Tom’s computer and he is unable to do the edit. Therefore we’re currently in the process of transferring them back up here to Gretna so I can get the edit done in the next couple of days. It might not be pretty but at least it’ll get done.

There has been something of a summer lull with Brake For Frogger. The May Gaming Hell episode was fun to do but the ‘specials’ never feel quite as complete as the regular episodes being as it’s simply us playing stuff whilst leaving the mics running in the background. I’m already getting some new ideas running for 2.8 onwards so we can regain some lost momentum and end Season 2 on a high possibly with the Christmas Special we voted against last year. Some of it might work, some of it won’t be we’ll try regardless. I’ve always tried to shape Brake For Frogger into something that improves on itself, it’s lost its way recently.

Stay with us, normal service will hopefully be resumed when we record 2.8 on the 25th of August.

Cameron





Heaven Is Whenever

17 12 2010

The original plan was to have a speech at the end of Brake For Frogger’s 12th episode saying where we were up to and thanking those who had made the whole thing possible. It was going to be done in the voice of Winston Churchill complete with a rousing score behind it. Obviously, episode 12 turned out rather long so it was never recorded. With 2010 soon fading into memory however I thought it was best to put it up here instead. It might not be word for word what I was going to say (the ‘we shall fight them on Reach’ parts will be obviously cut) but it kind of rounds off the series.

It’s been about 18 months now since I sat down with Tom and started plans to revive Brake For Frogger, the printed fanzine that I’d made one issue of when I worked in a games shop. We concentrated on the writing, doing the occasional review and article, all on a Livejournal page we set up in a hurry. This time last year we listened to a lot of Sonic’s Ring, a whole ton of Gamewank and a smattering of Stage Clear. It was about that time we thought we’d give pod casting a go, In all seriousness we thought we’d maybe get one episode done and then give up (most podcasts begin this way I think). So it came to pass, on a cold January evening at the start of this year, Tom and I sat down to record episode 1. We brought coffee, fun was had.

When I listen back to that show now I realise we’ve learned a lot with each episode. Episode 1 was deathly silent in parts and, due to the Monday night recording, it didn’t feature the comedic backbone of Brake For Frogger in the shape of Geordie Al. For all I take pops at the man from the North East, for all he won’t join us unless we drive him to the nearest takeaway beforehand and for all he spoils the Professor Layton series for everybody Geordie Al probably provides a good 90% of the podcast’s funniest bits. The editing and mic set up hasn’t actually changed much during the year, we just learned how to use them better which is probably down to Tom more than anyone. It’s he who takes our waffle and edits it together with the music. Often he accomplishes this with two small children running about his feet. They are his, he hasn’t stolen them.

Some thanks then, to people who have supported Brake For Frogger since we began. As mentioned before there are a couple of podcasts who have supported us, the first being Gamewank. Jim and Ric offered advice from day one and tweets of encouragement were forthcoming also. We appreciated it gents so many thanks. It’s often the case that we come up with stuff for Brake For Frogger only to think ‘but Gamewank do that really well already’ such is the high quality mark they set.

I don’t think I’d started to listen to Sonic’s Ring this time last year. I’d heard of them through the ‘Sonic’s Clear Wank’ specials but I’d never delved into a full episode. That soon changed however and soon we were mentioning each other on our podcasts. Dave Whitelaw does a fantastic job producing high quality banter on a weekly basis and, having met him at ConCon3 this summer, I can say he’s an all round top bloke also. The same can be said of William Lockhart whose hospitality we had the pleasure of during ConCon3. Phil Doyle is also an amazing fellow who we didn’t get the pleasure of meeting in the flesh in Glasgow. Maybe 2011 eh Phil?

Speaking of the Lockharts I’d have to mention Ally as well (he didn’t quite fit into the Sonic’s Ring bunch). Lockhart the Younger was a pleasure to meet at ConCon3 and I hope that one day you settle down with Dave because that’s where it’s heading by the looks of it.

To be honest I didn’t think Tom and I would get invited to ConCon3, I didn’t think that we were part of the ‘in crowd’ on the forum to warrant it. I will say though that I don’t think I’ve ever been in a friendlier atmosphere than I was on that day. Thanks must go out to every person we met that day who hasn’t got a mention already. Every single person there was gold and Tom and I had a cracking weekend. I didn’t know it was possible to have such a good time in Govan.  We’re aiming for 100% representation for ConCon4, we’re bringing the Geordie one next time as the prospect of games, five a side football and beer is pretty much as good as it gets for him.

Our recording date for the first episode of Season 2 is January 13th. As revealed last month we’ll have regular Season 1 contributor Euan Taylor joining us on a permanent basis from now on via the magic of Skype. It changes the format round a bit and his banter is always top class so it’s fantastic to have him on board. There are going to be other changes to the podcast, we’re already in the process of finding new mics to get better sound recording out of and we’ll be doing some new stuff also. The favourites will remain, Al will still have his Retro Games Emporium and I’ve softened my stance on the Games Connection now we’ve actually decided to play whatever game we land on. Brake for Frogger has been described, not just once, as a laid back podcast and this is something I’m quite proud of. We’ve been told that some imagine us to be drinking port by a crackling fire whilst recording, others have asked if we’re smoking anything beforehand. The relaxed vibe is something that will stay, rest assured on that.

If you’ve listened to us thus far and you’ve spread the word then we thank you and we hope you continue to enjoy Brake For Frogger when we come back in 2011. We wish you a very happy Christmas and an excellent New Year.

All the best

Cameron





Background Extras

7 05 2010

Brake For Frogger Episode 5 was recorded last night at my house in Gretna. It’ll be edited soon and up but before then I thought I’d take a few pics on my phone just so you can see what goes into a recording session. Think of it as DVD extras only we won’t be talking over the top.

Alan and I both finish work at 5:30pm and we meet Tom outside the shopping centre. Alan realised he had no cash so made a mad dash towards the only cash point in the entire place. A shopping centre with one cash point, see how advanced Carlisle is now?

Seriously, this is Alan breaking into a run here.

Next it’s onto Tom’s car which is one of those people carrier numbers. Because the middle of the car is taken up with child seats you can usually only fit two up front and one right at the back. Who do you think drew that particular short straw?

Tom selected the tunes for the eight mile car journey over the border to Gretna.

Brake For Frogger is a truly cross border podcast, about 15 minutes later we’re into Scotland.

As part of Geordie Al’s contract to do the podcast we have to take him to Burger King so that he may stuff his face with meat beforehand.

See, the nearest Burger King to me is at a motorway service station on the M74. It’s easy to get to but we probably ending up paying 50p more for our burgers. It does have one feature which saves it though…

House of the Dead!

As part of his ‘stuff my face’ exercise plan Geordie Al chose this bucket of Coca Cola so as to give his biceps a firm workout. It was 750ml of drink, that’s about two and a half cans.

A quick trip up the road to Spar and we’ve got snacks.

A quick run through of the podcast running order and it’s all smiles.

Or a bit of posing, it’s up to each of us really.

Episode Five should be with your earholes soon although it degenerated into filth talk quite quicklyso make sure you listen to it after 9pm yeah?





The Reprise

27 04 2010

At the risk of sounding a bit ‘arty’ I think about how to review games a hell of a lot in relation to Brake For Frogger. Video games are hard things to pin down as far as critical analysis goes due to the sheer scope of some of them and the vast variety of game mechanics out there. A film critic can attend a screening and get started on their review after watching it once, when exactly do you start to review a game and what if your opinion changes after the fact?

I finally completed Bayonetta last night, I say finally because I received a review copy through the post in January because I was writing a review for another site. I played through about 4-5 hours, saw a deadline looming and typed my 1000 words. I liked it, it was all action and it was done with style and a certain quirkyness that appealed. The original article can be read here. Having now seen the end credits though I’d have to say my vision has been somewhat altered. I grew tired towards the end of the ever-increasing boss battles and the storyline which went above and beyond stupidity even for a fantasy tale. What I thought at first to be quirky had now just become damn irritating. In short I found myself asking ‘When will this end?’.

One chain of thought is that I should have waited until I had completed the game before I reviewed it. I’d argue that Brake For Frogger is not a full-time games publication, it’s mainly produced by two guys who both have families and mortgages to worry about. If I were to have only reviewed a completed Bayonetta you would only be getting a review now, four months after release. Hardly current wouldn’t you say?

So, should we therefore go back to review games we covered six months previously and add to them? Is it beyond the realms of probability for us to examine if our initial thoughts were caught up in release day hype? As an experiment Brake For Frogger might try this with a couple of titles we started more than six months ago. I’d certainly be interested in hearing your thoughts.








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